|Full Name||Captain Carney|
|Age||Late 50's or Early 60's|
|Friends||Carney Kid, The Bubble Bunch Band, and Grojband|
|Faction||Little Kid Show Host|
|First Appearance||No Strings Attached|
|Latest Appearance||A-Capella-Lips Now (Non-Speaking Cameo)|
Captain Carney is a tall old man with a white sailor hat with a yellow band around it and a blue cap lid and a blue circle on it with a yellow anchor picture in it. Captain Carney has gray hair that is very full for a man his age and he also had a mustache and eyebrows. He had a big, fat double chin that practically protrudes does off of his face. His chin also has a cleft in it. Captain Carney wears a white collar shirt under a light blue best under an open red and orange striped shirt. He also wears a light blue bow tie in the same color as his best as well as some white cream colored sweatpants. He also wears dark brown cowboy boots.
Captain Carney is a happy and joyful old man who works a job as the host of a little kids show. He seems very happy with his job and he takes it seriously. He's very good with kids and he'll do anything to help entertain them.
- No Strings Attached
- All You Need is Cake (Non-Speaking Cameo)
- War and Peaceville (Non-Speaking Flashback Cameo; Unofficial)
- A-Capella-Lips Now (Non-Speaking Cameo)
- He appeared in the crowd at Bake Barnera's Wedding in the episode All You Need is Cake.
- He appeared in the episode War and Peaceville in a flashback of when Peaceville was first founded. It is unknown if this was really him, or an ancestor of his who looked just like him.