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This is the transcript for the episode Cloudy with a Chance of Malt Balls.


  • (Grojband is is the garage playing music)
  • (Screaming is heard coming from behind the garage door)
  • Corey: Um, thank you? You're beautiful!
  • Kin: Wow, someone out there really likes us!
  • Kon: Ooh! Maybe it's our future selves!
  • (Kin opens garage door revealing Kate and Allie)
  • Kate/Allie: EEEEE! AAAAH!
  • Kon: Aw.
  • Corey: Meet and greet time. Single file please.
  • Kate/Allie: Cherry Grapestain's here!
  • Corey: Um, who's Cherry Grapestain?
  • Kate: Cherry Grapestain in the hottest star in the whole universe and she's visiting Peaceville today!
  • Allie: The Mayor's even organized a welcome parade.
  • (Screen shows a very small parade consisting only of Mayor Mellow and Tuba Tim going down the street)
  • Allie (Offscreen): It's the biggest parade Peaceville's ever had!
  • (Screen goes back to Corey)
  • Kate: Cherry's at the Drive In tonight.
  • Allie: With a VIP premier of her new movie.
  • Kon: A drive in? So you drive into the theater? How is that safe?
  • (Kon imagines Kin at a movie theater where Kon smashes his car right through the screen.)
  • Kin: Ooh cool, 3D!
  • (Imagination ends)
  • Kin: No, it's like a parking lot with a screen. They were popular a long time ago.
  • (Kon has another flashback to a caveman version of Kin at a caveman version of a Drive in where a Tyrannosaurus Rex smashes it's head through the screen)
  • Caveman Kin: Aw cool!
  • Tyrannosaurus Rex: ROAR!
  • (Tyrannosaurus Rex eats Caveman Kin)
  • Caveman Kin: In 3D!
  • (Imagination ends)
  • Kon: I don't see how that any safer.
  • Corey: Dudes! We have to find Cherry Grapestain at the premier tonight! The future of the band depends on it!
  • Laney: You didn't know who she was two seconds ago. How could she be the future?
  • Corey: Shhh. Laney, Now's not the time for very good questions. Who like's watching movies?
  • Kin/Kon/Laney: Everybody!
  • Corey: Nobody! They're too long they're boring but what part of a movie does everybody love?
  • Kin/Kon: Uum.
  • Corey: That's right! The trailers! Eep! The best part of a movie jammed into a minute but nobody's ever heard of THE MOVIE TRAILER BAND until now. We'll show Cherry how awesome we are and she'll hire us to play in all her trailers!
  • Kin: Perfect! We're at our best way play for a minute or less.
  • Kon: Less drumming. My calluses will finally heal.
  • Kate/Allie: Ew!
  • Kate: We are so out of here.
  • Allie: Cherry Grapestain's the new flavor.
  • Corey: We just need to get into the Drive In tonight.
  • Trina (Offscreen): You better not be trying to sneaking into the Drive In tonight.
  • (Screen pans to Trina in the garage)
  • Trina: It's VIP only and I'm working the door. Check out this limited edish, almost one in a million, Cherry red ticket!
  • Corey: Whoa.
  • Trina: If you don't work at the Drive In like me. You'll need this to get in OR ELSE!
  • Corey: Ooh! Can I have it?
  • Trina: Yoink. It's for Hunky Nick Mallory. He's the most VI of the Ps. I'll even introduce him to my new soon to be BFF Cherry Grapestain.
  • Mina: I read the ninety nine percent of guys between the ages of sort of cute to mega hottie think Cherry's a choice babe! Nick for sure will love the VIP ticket. Great idea Trina.
  • Trina: What? Maybe Nick should stay home and never meet Cherry. Forget it. That extra pass is staying with me.
  • Mina: Can I have it?
  • Trina: You're not in this episode.
  • Mina: Aw.
  • (Trina drives off and crashes into Mayor Mellow and Tuba Tim)
  • Mayor Mellow: Oof! Ugh!
  • Laney: Great we'll never get past Trina. How we gunna get Cherry to notice us now?
  • (Corey presses his face into Laney's face)
  • Corey: What am I doing right now dude?
  • Laney (lovingly): Hi Core.
  • Corey: I'm getting in your face. We just need to find Cherry Grapestain and get in her face.
  • Kin: We'll find her. She probably bleats her every move like all celebrities.
  • (Kin gets a bleat)
  • Kin: Ooh!
  • Kon: Is that our future selves?
  • Kin: Nope Cherry just checked in. Chilling in my Cherry red limo at a Cherry red light. Manor street LOL.
  • Laney: Not sure why she's LOLing but at least we know where she is.
  • (Corey give Laney a noogie which causes hearts to appear above her head)
  • Corey: You said it fella! Ha ha! Gear up!
  • (LOL Transition)
  • (Corey, Kin, Kon, and Laney come out of a sewer in front of Cherry's limo)
  • Kin: There's Cherry's limo.
  • Corey: 1 2 3 4!
  • (The light turns green and Cherry'h limo drives off)
  • Corey: Cough! Cough! Gag! Hack! Hack! Gag! No!
  • (Kin gets a Bleat)
  • Kin: All about the fries at belchees.
  • Laney: She's headed for the drive through!
  • Kon: Fries? To Belchees!
  • (At Belchees, Cherry's limo comes up to the intercom)
  • Corey (Over the intercom): Welcome to Belchees, may I ROCK YOUR ORDER!?
  • (Screen shows the band cooped up inside of the drive through widnow)
  • Corey: 1 2 3 4!
  • (The band struggles to play their instruments but they can't play them when they're all cooped up; Cherry's limo driver takes the order and goes; Kin gets another bleat)
  • Corey: Where's she heading now?
  • Kin: Oh no.
  • (Cherry's limo enters a car wash where Grojband appears on the hood of the limo)
  • Corey: 1 2 3 -
  • (Water sprays the band and washes them up and they come out the other end with shiny, spiffy hair; the hood of the limo opens and Grojband goes flying out)
  • (Back at the garage)
  • Laney: We tried everything Core. She didn't hear one note. We're done.
  • Corey: No way! What's the one thing Grojband never does?
  • Laney: Give up?
  • Kin: Surrender?
  • Kon: Back down?
  • Corey: No! Grojband never quits! We're gunna sneak into that Drive In and hit Cherry with a new song in front of the big screen.
  • Laney: How?
  • Corey: I have a crazy plan that just might work.
  • Kin/Kon: Does it involve our future selves?
  • Corey: No it does not.
  • (Wicked cool transition)
  • (Corey goes up to Nick)
  • Corey: Hey Nick, you going to Cherry Grapestain's movie premier?
  • Nick: Nick's gunna wait for the book.
  • Corey: But movies always come out after the book.
  • Nick: Nick never loses the waiting game.
  • Corey: You know, Cherry's movie star life has it all. Except NICK MALLORY!
  • Nick: Tonight might be Nick's only chance to fix that. Nick always dates this girl he just heard of.
  • Corey: Sweet! All I need now is to get you a Cherry red pass and you're in.
  • (Nick pulls out some Cherry red tickets)
  • Nick: You mean these? Some limo hottie drove by and threw a whole bunch at me. Need some?
  • Corey: Thanks man but I've already got a crazy plan that just might work.
  • (At the Drive In, Trina is at the door, asking people for their tickets.)
  • Trina: Ticket, ticket, ticket.
  • (A car with an old lady in it drives up)
  • Trina: Ticket.
  • Old Lady: Sorry dear, we don't have a ticket.
  • Trina: That's okayzies.
  • (Trina pulls a lever, causing a trap door to the underworld to open, making the old lady fall in; a cardboard car comes up)
  • Trina: Ticket.
  • (Laney is in the car dressed as a candy bar with a mustache)
  • Laney: Oh no ticket. Just um, here to drop off some tasty snacks.
  • Trina looks in the back of the car and sees Corey, Kin, and Kon dressed up as a soda, a hot dog, and a bag of popcorn)
  • Trina: Oh alright. Move along tasty snack.
  • Corey: Operation you guys get the stage prepped while I set up Trina for a diary worthy freak out and get us those killer lyrics for our new song is now in (Deep Breath) play.
  • (Lobby snack transition)
  • (The band sets up the stage)
  • Corey: You guys have the place wired. This is going to feel like a HUGE STADIUM GIG!
  • (Cherry's limo pulls up)
  • Corey: Score! Cherry's limo is optimumly located for maximum rockage. Time to squeeze some new angsty lyrics out of Trina. Prepare!
  • Trina: Ugh! I'm getting all grody this is the VI pits! Ugh! Super hot snack queen coming through! Hello! ... I'm so Cherry's soon to be BFF.
  • (Cherry's limo driver takes the snacks)
  • Trina: Hey! I don't even get a chance to meet Cherry? After getting her all those stupid snacks? I even paid for them myself with Mina's cash!
  • Corey: And que Nick Mallory.
  • (Nick comes up)
  • Trina: (Gasp!)
  • Nick: (Whistles)
  • Trina: Mmm!
  • Corey: Looks like Nick found a new leading lady and it's not you.
  • Trina: Grrrrr!
  • (Trina goes into diary mode)
  • Corey: Showtime
  • (The projector goes out)
  • Laney: Core! Trina's freak out knocked out the projector! Oh no!
  • (The cars start leaving)
  • Laney (offscreen): There goes our audience! What are we gunna do?
  • Corey: No movie means that the trailer band takes center stage! By the power of rock, GROJBAND UNITE!
  • (The band gets ready to preform)
  • Kon: 1 2 3 4!
  • Corey (singing): Cherry, Cherry you make me see red. You took
  • Corey/Laney/Kin (singing): All my love.
  • Corey (singing): I can't get it, get it outta my head, you got me
  • Corey/Laney/Kin (singing): All riled up.
  • Corey (singing): Ch-Ch-Ch-Cherry. I'm feeling cold, cold, cold, when all I wanna be is warm. You got me scribbling rage, all over this page.
  • Corey/Laney/Kin (singing): But now a new star is born.
  • Corey (singing): Born! Cherry, Cherry you make me see red. You took
  • Corey/Laney/Kin (singing): All my love.
  • Corey (singing): I can't get it, get it out of my head. You got me
  • Corey/Laney/Kin (singing): All messed up.
  • Corey (singing): Ch-Ch-Ch-Cherry!
  • (Song ends)
  • (The movie projector starts working again)
  • Kin: Whoa! How did the movie kick back in the second we finished our awesome tune?
  • Kon: Magic?
  • Future Kin/Future Kon (offscreen): Yoo hoo!
  • (Screen reveals Kin and Kon's future selves)
  • Kin: Future Kin and Kon! They saved the day!
  • Kon: For real!
  • Kate: Our love for you has been restored! From now on, Grojband's the only star in our universe.
  • (Cherry and Nick come out of Cherry's limo)
  • Corey: Hey Cherry! Did you like our song?
  • Cherry: Like totally.
  • Corey: So you'll put us in your next movie trailer.
  • Cherry: Like no way.
  • Corey: Well can you at least bleat our band's name? It's G R O
  • Cherry: Like gotta split. I've seen this movie already and, (whispers in Nick's ear)
  • Nick: Nice, Nick Mallory loves spoilers.
  • (Trina pulls out her phone)
  • Trina: Mina here now!
  • Mina: B-b-b-but, I'm not in this episode.
  • (Trina crushes her phone in rage)
  • Trina: GAAAAH!!!
  • (Trina walks away in rage)
  • Trina: Grrrrrrrrrr!
  • Kon: So it looks like we're not a movie trailer band after all.
  • Corey: That's cool. Our music needs to be live and in your face.
  • Laney: You can get in my face again if you like.
  • Corey: That's a bit weird guy.
  • (Spotlight shines on Corey)
  • Corey: If we learned anything today, it's that fame is a fickle and fleeting thing and that one's place in time is marked by how big one's face gets when projected for all to see. We can only hope, to face the future with the future face we face today when we look into our own souls.
  • Kon: Or the souls of our future selves.
  • (Kin and Kon play a short little one-second electric guitar tune with their hands)
  • Corey: Thanks for coming out everybody.
  • (Corey closes the garage door)

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