"I've got a crazy plan that just might work."
" It's Diary Time!"
"We have lift-off."
"Thanks for coming out everyone!"
"Something, something... Bummer!"
" What? No good?"
"Swearzies? Cuz you know I'm k sensitive"
"So u guys liked it then?"
" Aw man, why do I stink at writing lyrics?"
"No worries. I'm just a few lyric-shy from the perfect trap. The only missing is.. words! So don't worry your pretty little rock and roll faces. Nothing's gonna stand in our way"
"Trina's always got something juicy in her diary just right for the plugging. It's gonna be easy peasy lemon-squeezie"
"Kon you distract Trina while I grab lyrics from her diary"
" Used it, trying to forget it, diarrhea in class, hmmmm ... We've used everything in here."
" Ok guys, Operation make Trina look dumb in front of hunky Nick Mallory so we can steal her diary and turn them into wicked lyrics for a new song so we can rock out in front of everyone is now in (catches breath) play!"
" Hey! That's a lot of Do Re for Me!"
" Meet and greet time, single file please."
" Who likes watching movies? ... Nobody! They're too long, they're boring, but what part of a movie does everybody love? ... The trailers! The best parts of a movie jammed into a minute, but nobody's ever heard of, the movie trailer band! We'll show Cherry how awesome we are and she'll hire us to play in all her trailers."
" Dudes! We have to find Cherry Graperstain at that premire tonight! The future of the band depends on it."
" Welcome to Belchees, may I ROCK YOUR ORDER!?"
"We're gunna sneak into that Drive-in and HIT Cherry with a new song in front of the BIG SCREEN!"
" That's a bit weird guy."
" Fellow Grojbandians! What's the one thing that will make tonight's Halloween gig the awesomest of all Halloween gigs?"
" I know Lanes and I'm sorry I've neglected you all this time, ... I should have said I liked your costume. My bad man. It's sick."
" We need to show everyone that the pox rocks."
"So we're poxed. Are we not human? Do we not bleed when we scratch? The pox aren't the worst and it's time everyone knows it!"
"Don't harsh the party "mellow" Why are you always trying to burst our bubble?"
"We're gonna do the killing!"
"Yep those are back-nipples"
"Yeah let's say that!"
" We need some getaway music!"
" I can't solo forever!"
"Who's ready to mow away their pain?!"
"Step one: Mow the corn. Step two: Rock out n' become the biggest band ever!"
" Come on Lanes, it's mowing down all the corn for us. What mower do you want?"
" Laney, PANIC WITH ME!"
"They have the cereal. But they don't have the milk"
" I guess so... Now we won't need Trina's diar- *belches* Never mind. It was just indigestion."
" Hey! We need those jugs!"
"I wish we could play music again"
"I was so wrong to mess up your date sis. So I thought I'd make things right. What else are brothers for?"
"I'm NOT her brother!"
" I'm madly in love with cake!"
" For fakesies to eat cakesies."
" And picnics are more lovely than all you can eat cheese fries because?"
" My cracky voice-singing and the most un-autoton-able band in the world!"
" Yodel Break!"
" May the flush be with you."
" Shhhh ... Shhhh...Why so negative, fella? Does someone need a bear hug?"
" Future Corey will worry about lyrics. Today Corey is dressed like a bear!"
" I gotta admit ... You make a pretty cute girl ... Bro!"
" That's okay, you stood up to the band. Classic Lanes."
" And I'm Front Man, fearless leader of the Justice Band! ... I boss these guys around."
" Guys, how's this for crazy?"
" Great, a fake sword. Perfect for bouncing off his real armor."
" You and your "lemonade.""
" I was stuck in an elevator and I had to listen to forty-one and a half minutes OF ELEVATOR MUSIC!"
"Hmm I thought I'd have to fight you on that. Whatever. We came to make it rock! So you can forget about makin anymore elevator music"
" Okay, that was fine, but only because I hate The Newmans."
"Did you say something? All other instruments must what? Tie? Oh die. Wait how can I understand you?
Shhh. You had me at Corey. You're the greatest
" Sorry to rattle you girls, but Extreme Curling is our world."
" Most accidents happen while walking. It's a long walk to the gig so I'll mail you there! With damage insurance I just care so much about you guys! And my sister! She just wants to be liked."
" Ladies first."
" Shhhh...One problem at a time, Lanes."
" Hey sis. We are own country now and we're all trapped inside this wall. Oh, and I'm your president. So a little respect please!"
" Hey! Janey said the same thing!"
" I guess we have the coolest fans ever."
" I will not eat your Captivity Waffles! ... Wait, do they have blueberries in them? ... Fine, I will eat your Captivity Waffles! ... But only because my friends will come and save me!"
" This is my groupie song. I'm chained to a wall and it's wrong. I am so scarred, so terribly scarred. I hope that I'm not here for... too much more time."
" Wow ... I mean, whoa! S-sorry Laney."
" I've been breathing my whole life! And it's got me nothing!"
"Swearzies? Cause you know I'm case sensitive."
"So you guys liked it then?"
"One diary update coming up!"
"Get ready, guys!"
"It's diary time for sure!"
"Shhhh ... Laney, now isn't the time for very good questions."
"Looks like Nick's found a new leading lady and it's not you!"
"Um, thank you? You're beautiful!"
"Shhh ... Now's not the time for really good questions."
"By the power of rock, Grojband unite!"
"Lemme solo for a second."
"Are you nerds ready to rock!?"
"Hey, I should write this stuff down."
"I'm Corey Riffin, and I approve this message."
"The world is ending today? Are you kidding"
"So what's in your heart Lanes?"
"The pleasure was mine Lanes."
"Hey I should start writing this down!"
"Hey...This is fun! No wonder Kin and Kon do this all the time!"
"Shhhh...You had me at Corey, you're the greatest."
"I'm sure it's just a passing phase."
"Creepiest. Reveal. Ever."
"Quick, while Laney's mouth is too full to harsh on this plan!"
"Barney, you need to play a different kind of music."
"Correction: we made music happen."
"From the moment I heard this a moment ago, I knew this moment would come. So what's in your heart Lanes?"
"The Newmans! Our gender opposites and head-to-head rival band!"
"Okay, I know that what I did got a whole bunch of giant, muscular grandmas running around the town, ruining stuff."
"Then why is it already happening?"
"This is our dream come true."
"ARE YOU READY TO MAKE ROCK AND ROLL HISTORY PEACEVILLE?!"
"OH, sausage where's the mustard?"
"THANK YOU PEACEVILLE!"
"Right I'll update your contact info"
All we need is the power inside us! We're gonna strip things down to the bare-y centers!
"Trina... you're the coolest. UGH that almost made me puke!"
EGG BORITO! HOW CRUEL!"
"Just ringing out the old sweatband. Didn't see you there! Guess you need a shower now huh?"
"Shower-music! No one makes shower-music!
"Thank you sir"
"I know bro. I was hoping it wouldn't come to this. It's time for plan W"
"I'm afraid so. Mi amigo"
"How bout THANK YOU PEACEVILLE!!"
"Feelin great Lanes!"
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