Shaven Beard is a tall pirate with a big shiny chin with no beard. He wears a red bandana. He has a long nose and a pale green and tan striped sleeveless shirt. He wears a pair of teal pants that are torn at the bottoms of the legs and are being held up by a rope tied around his waist.
- "Our sea shanties are gone!"
- "It looks like Peaceville is pretty laid back captain. Their guard will be down. We can sail right up to that X."
- "And if you scratch here, you'll get a free dipping sauce."
- "We're getting close captain. My knee hurts the way it does when we're around gold!"
- Rockersize (Cameo)
- It's in the Card (Non-Speaking Cameo)
- Group Hug (Mentioned)
- Hear Us Rock Part 1 (Cameo)
- He may be a parody on one of the No beard pirates from the One Piece series.